Today I found a belt that fit me in elementary school while looking through my drawers for clothes. Wondering if it fit me, I was hesitant to try it on. To my delight, I found that I was able to fit into it! :) 
Although, to be fair, I was using one of the last few holes near the end of the belt…so I’ve got a lot more weight to lose before I can feel better about myself for wearing it. 

Today I found a belt that fit me in elementary school while looking through my drawers for clothes. Wondering if it fit me, I was hesitant to try it on. To my delight, I found that I was able to fit into it! :) 

Although, to be fair, I was using one of the last few holes near the end of the belt…so I’ve got a lot more weight to lose before I can feel better about myself for wearing it. 


francissantiago:

ufocottoncandy:

You Snooze, You Lose – Alarm Clock Cash Shredder

 now thats just too far! hahaha too crazy!

BITCHES BE CRAY.

francissantiago:

ufocottoncandy:

You Snooze, You Lose – Alarm Clock Cash Shredder

 now thats just too far! hahaha too crazy!

BITCHES BE CRAY.

(via qianjiadi888)


My life is Michael Bluth.

My life is Michael Bluth.

(via thebluthcompany)


tomlinsarse:

i’m about to cry

my brother told me that only today he found out that LGBT stood for les/gay/bi/trans instead of lettuce green bacon tomato

he looked at me and he had tears in his eyes and he said in the most horrified voice

i’ve been telling people i like LGBT sandwiches okay that means i’ve been having gay sandwiches

then he started to cry and ran off and yelled

they all think i’ve had gay threesomes!!!!!

i’m actually crying omg 

Tough life, bro.

(via neeener)


You

are a compulsive liar. A hypocrite. An insecure son of a bitch. A two-faced, inconsistent, sanctimonious, dishonest BASTARD. You won’t see this immediately, but, if you ever return here, know that this is meant for you.

You “apologized” to me, and, hoping to make amends, I accepted it. 

But I’ve changed my mind- you don’t deserve my forgiveness. 

Certainly not when you yourself don’t even mean it. 


Pretty much.

Pretty much.

(via flusterfucked)


Q
i was going to message you about new girl on facebook but i see you have deactivated it and caved into tumblr muahahahha. hil
A

Hahaha, oops, sorry I didn’t reply to your message earlier. Hope you’re having lots of fun in China! :)